Honeymoon question (18+)
A young couple are undressing on their honeymoon night, when the nervous groom asks his naive bride:
GROOM: "Honey, have you ever been, like, um, you know, fucked before?"
BRIDE: "Does voting for Obama count?"
GROOM: "Honey, have you ever been, like, um, you know, fucked before?"
BRIDE: "Does voting for Obama count?"