Привет, привет!
A plane has 5 passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Nancy Pelosi, and a 10-year-old school girl.
The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Dr Fauci said: - I need one, I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!
He straps on a parachute and jumps.
The pope: - I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!
He takes one and jumps.
Pelosi: - I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the United States.
She takes one and jumps.
President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the girl:
- After a deep sigh, - he says tenderly, - You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting.
The child replies: - Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left.
The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack.
The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Dr Fauci said: - I need one, I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!
He straps on a parachute and jumps.
The pope: - I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!
He takes one and jumps.
Pelosi: - I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the United States.
She takes one and jumps.
President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the girl:
- After a deep sigh, - he says tenderly, - You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting.
The child replies: - Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left.
The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack.